Fancy Pants Theater!

July 6, 2012 will mark the 28th year of our Executive Director, Carol Zombro. We figure... what better way to celebrate than to put that bitch in her place?

Join Roast Master Chad Juarez and a slew of Fancy Pants Volunteers while we honor, cherish and destroy our favorite sole proprietor in the fanciest ways possible.

Tickets to this event are $20 at the request of the birthday whore.

Available now at www.fancypantstheater.webs.com

Seating extremely limited. Reservations can be made for at-the-door-payment via [email protected]

Get fancier than usual.